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Things Go Wrong For Me

Author : Rodney Lacroix
ISBN : 0982772025
Genre : Humor
File Size : 64. 61 MB
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Things Go Wrong For Me is a memoir of sorts, a road map of Rodney Lacroix's haywire life thus far. From his childhood, through the raising of his own kids, to his vasectomy and post-divorce world ... this book is more than just a culmination of outrageous stories woven into a cohesive narrative, it's a testament for the "little guy." In this case, literally. Rodney is 5'3". He's very little. Almost tiny. Bank tellers offer him lollipops. He makes holiday money wearing green stockings and fake ears. But even though he's small in stature, his stories and the laughs that accompany them are definitely BIG.

The Vasectomy Diaries

Author : Rodney Lacroix
ISBN : 1520197349
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Editorial reviews:"So funny, you'll bust a nut laughing!" - Jenna McCarthy, Best-Selling Author""The Vasectomy Diaries made me double over with laughter & sympathy pains!" ~Steve Gelder, Actor/ComedianFrom the best-selling author of "Perhaps I've Said Too Much" and "Romantic as Hell."Hilariously frank and hysterically wince-inducing, "The Vasectomy Diaries" is one man's true account of undergoing the harrowing procedure. Rodney takes you along on his journey for sterilization, starting with the moment he makes the life-changing decision, through the snip itself, and all the way to the final reveal on whether or not the damn thing took.Follow his progress in this day-by-day journal as he discusses and describes in full comedic (and graphic) detail such things as:- The vasectomy consultation, and why it sucks- What a vasectomy is, wonderfully described using cars and factories and hair dryers- Manscaping for beginners, and the perils of putting a sharp razor on bumpy bits and pieces- The procedure itself, and why it sucks- How frozen peas can replace a dog as man's best friendWritten in Rodney's trademark comedic style, "The Vasectomy Diaries" is a great read for any man who is thinking of the procedure, any man that has had the procedure, or anyone who just wants to laugh at a man's pain.Think of it as "What to Expect when You're Expecting a Procedure to make Women You Sleep with Stop Expecting." Punctuated with some amazing illustrations, "The Vasectomy Diaries" is a feast for the eyes, as well.Sit down, relax and a get ready to laugh as Rodney Lacroix tells a tale in a way only he can. You'll laugh your balls off.

No Bad Dogs

Author : Barbara Woodhouse
ISBN : 9780671541859
Genre : Pets
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The popular English television personality suggests that dogs' misbehavior is their owners' fault and offers her method for training dogs of every temperament

Mindblind

Author : Jennifer Rozines Roy
ISBN : 076145716X
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Fourteen-year-old Nathaniel Clark, who has Asperger's Syndrome, tries to prove that he is a genius by writing songs for his rock band, so that he can become a member of the prestigious Aldus Institute, the premier organization for the profoundly gifted.

Trading Faces

Author : Julia DeVillers
ISBN : 1439153345
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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In Trading Faces, identical twin sisters Emma (the smart one) and Payton (the popular one) start seventh grade at a brand-new school and discover they’ve been assigned entirely different schedules—so when they get sick of their respective cliques, they secretly switch places. What ensues is a hilarious yet poignant romp from middle school to the mall as the twins learn what it means to be true to yourself, even when the rest of the world isn’t making it easy.

Cordially Uninvited

Author : Jennifer Roy
ISBN : 9781442439221
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 51. 43 MB
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It’s The Princess Diaries meets Mean Girls when eleven-year-old Claire is invited to the royal wedding of the century! Claire Gross, age eleven, might live in sleepy upstate New York, but she’s about to be a junior bridesmaid in the wedding of the century! Claire’s cousin Belle is engaged to the Prince of England, and Claire and her mom are heading to London for the royal ceremony. Getting whisked away on a trans-Atlantic jet and thrown into a whirlwind of wedding activities would be a dream for any other girl, but Claire isn’t sure this is a match made in heaven. To make matters worse, another junior bridesmaid seems determined to sabotage the event! Can Claire put aside her own misgivings to save the day? What if there’s no such thing as happily ever after? From award-winning author Jennifer Roy, this is a hilarious, heartfelt story about a girl who discovers that fairy tales may not exist, but sometimes there’s still a little magic to be found in real life.

Romantic As Hell

Author : Rodney LaCroix
ISBN : 0982772076
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 68. 73 MB
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When Rodney Lacroix was growing up, he wanted to be the world's most romantic man. Actually, he wanted to be an astronaut, a fireman, an architect, and in his later years, an adult film star. After those attempts failed, he settled on becoming ridiculously romantic. And in this role, he has found success. Written in his trademark style, Romantic As Hell shares inventive and creative ideas to help the lover in you. You'll also find a bevy of pitfalls and blunders Rodney's made along the way. So prepare to enter the world of Rodney Lacroix. Look around, get some ideas, learn some new tricks. But be careful. You don't want to step in anything.

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